Chris Cornell - Carry On

I know this is debatable, but Chris Cornell used to matter. And, although not many people heard it, his first solo album, Euphoria Morning, was pretty good (despite having a really bad title). This one, however, is just terrible. Like, Boggy Depot-terrible. One might try to excuse this by saying “Well, he was in a band with Tom Morello for a while.” But that’s not enough.
This is the kind of album that young people can use as proof that old people are lame.